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    World Nutella Day vs. Nutella’s own evil lawyers!

    World Nutella Day is back on just days after the fan supported holiday started by Sara Rosso, was shut down by Nutella’s stupid lawyers who apparently hate success. In a spontaneous act of brand suicide, lawyers for Nutella’s parent company, Ferrero, have shut down the World Nutella Day website. What possible reason could they have for doing this? Is the breakfast-condiment world experiencing a Stalinist purge of reactionary fan-originated breakfast recipes? Would Ferrero’s lawyers rather serve a subpoena on rhye than rake in profit from genuine fan support brand buzz? The Daytona Crash of 2013 was truly a sight to behold, especially if you were among 30 fans in the grandstands who were injured in…

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    Lucky Dog: Mark Zuckerberg’s Puli dog Beast has 1.5M Facebook friends

    Mark Zuckerberg’s dog Beast, a Puli, has over 1.5 million fans on Facebook. And he might just be the richest dog on Earth! Beast’s mother couldn’t have guessed one of her brood would be adopted by the founder of Facebook. For a dog that looks like a rag, it’s truly a rags to riches story. But like so many young pups unaccustomed to a life of privilege, Beast will face a litany of temptations. Will he have the personal fortitude to remember his roots? Or will the name Beast be added to those that went down in a booze soaked orgy of sin? ENGLISH:

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    Fox News Reporter Obama Administration’s latest target

    Recent reports make it obvious that the Obama Administration is going to great lengths in order to defend ‘national’ secrets from the public. Whatchya hiding Obama? After what seemed to be a routine leak by the AP about a thwarted al-Qaeda terror plot in Yemen, the Justice Department went ballistic and began obtaining months of phone records from the AP. This week we learned the Government was spying on Fox News reporter James Rosen’s personal life as part of an investigation into an alleged leak of top-secret information on North Korea prompted by a 2009 article written by Rosen. Investigators believe the intel was given to him Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, a State Department contractor, who…

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    Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo news: Tumblr acquisition in the works

    Marissa Mayer, Yahoo CEO and all-around badass, is most likely going to add Tumblr to her list of victims, eh-hem, we mean acquisitions. Yahoo is expected to announce it’s $1.1 billion dollar buyout of the popular social networking site. If it goes through, this will be one of the largest social media acquisitions in history — surpassing even Facebook’s $1 billion Instagram purchase. Yahoo has given Tumblr a death sentence. By death sentence we mean the struggling Web pioneer has decided to buy out Tumblr for $1.1 billion dollars. After defecting from Google last year, Yahoo chief executive Marissa Mayer has bought up to 6 start-ups to try and revitalize Yahoo’s laggard image with the younger…

  • Philippine Coast Guard shoots Taiwan fisherman, Taiwan fights back

    Philippine Coast Guard shoots Taiwan fisherman, Taiwan fights back

    A Taiwanese fisherman was shot dead by the Philippine coast guard! Now Taiwan and the Philippines are flipping out over the shooting. It all started when a Philippine coast guard ship opened fire on a Taiwanese fishing boat, as if they were a bunch of pirates! The next thing you know, President Ma Ying-jeou is swearing revenge and Philippine president Noynoy Aquino is insisting that the fisherman was so totally over the line. Meanwhile, all this fighting is just muddying the water and giving China a prime opportunity to bite off some more South Sea islands. ENGLISH:

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Nutella 320

World Nutella Day vs. Nutella’s own evil lawyers!

World Nutella Day is back on just days after the fan supported holiday started by Sara Rosso, was shut down by Nutella’s stupid lawyers who apparently hate success. In a spontaneous act of brand suicide, lawyers for Nutella’s parent company, Ferrero, have shut down the World Nutella Day website. What possible reason could they have for doing this? Is the breakfast-condiment world experiencing a Stalinist purge of reactionary fan-originated breakfast recipes? Would Ferrero’s lawyers rather serve a subpoena on rhye than rake in profit from genuine fan support brand buzz? The Daytona Crash of 2013 was truly a sight to behold, especially if you were among 30 fans in the grandstands who were injured in…

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Lucky Dog: Mark Zuckerberg’s Puli dog Beast has 1.5M Facebook friends

Mark Zuckerberg’s dog Beast, a Puli, has over 1.5 million fans on Facebook. And he might just be the richest dog on Earth! Beast’s mother couldn’t have guessed one of her brood would be adopted by the founder of Facebook. For a dog that looks like a rag, it’s truly a rags to riches story. But like so many young pups unaccustomed to a life of privilege, Beast will face a litany of temptations. Will he have the personal fortitude to remember his roots? Or will the name Beast be added to those that went down in a booze soaked orgy of sin? ENGLISH:

Obama 320

Fox News Reporter Obama Administration’s latest target

Recent reports make it obvious that the Obama Administration is going to great lengths in order to defend ‘national’ secrets from the public. Whatchya hiding Obama? After what seemed to be a routine leak by the AP about a thwarted al-Qaeda terror plot in Yemen, the Justice Department went ballistic and began obtaining months of phone records from the AP. This week we learned the Government was spying on Fox News reporter James Rosen’s personal life as part of an investigation into an alleged leak of top-secret information on North Korea prompted by a 2009 article written by Rosen. Investigators believe the intel was given to him Stephen Jin-Woo Kim, a State Department contractor, who…

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Marissa Mayer’s Yahoo news: Tumblr acquisition in the works

Marissa Mayer, Yahoo CEO and all-around badass, is most likely going to add Tumblr to her list of victims, eh-hem, we mean acquisitions. Yahoo is expected to announce it’s $1.1 billion dollar buyout of the popular social networking site. If it goes through, this will be one of the largest social media acquisitions in history — surpassing even Facebook’s $1 billion Instagram purchase. Yahoo has given Tumblr a death sentence. By death sentence we mean the struggling Web pioneer has decided to buy out Tumblr for $1.1 billion dollars. After defecting from Google last year, Yahoo chief executive Marissa Mayer has bought up to 6 start-ups to try and revitalize Yahoo’s laggard image with the younger…

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Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!

Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto. Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him. The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago. The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena. Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack…

Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker hero may actually be a murderer.

Kai the hatchet wielding hitchhiker hero may actually be a murderer.

Kai the hitchhiker hero blew up on YouTube after saving a woman from a crazed man who nearly killed her and another man when he was claiming to be the resurrection of Jesus. In an unexpected twist, Kai is back in the news except this time he’s the killer. Kai, who’s real name is Caleb McGillvary was arrested Thursday for allegedly murdering a 73-year-old New Jersey lawyer who was found dead in only his socks and underwear. Authorities believe the homicide was sexual in nature because of a Facebook post on Kai’s wall which said, “what would you do?” if you awoke in a stranger’s house and found you’d been drugged and sexually assaulted.” A…

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Crack smoking Toronto mayor Rob Ford caught on tape!

Rob Ford, proud Canadian and Toronto mayor, was caught on tape smoking crack in the ghetto. Ford is famous for his heavy drinking and conservative notions of race and sexual orientation, but crack smoking might be a new low for him. The tape is in the hands of a shady character related to Ford’s deceased drug dealer Anthony Smith, who was shot to death in front of a night club two months ago. The tape will go to the highest bidder, and it allegedly shows Ford smoking rock and laughing like a hyena. Ford should take a page from Marion Barry’s book. The famous former mayor of Washington DC was caught buying and smoking crack…

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Czech president Milos Zeman drunk as a skunk!

Czech president Milos Zeman was caught on tape visibly drunk in public during a ceremony to view the Czech crown jewels. Milos Zeman occupies the same office formerly held by Vaclav Havel, the poet, dissident and politician who shepherded the Czechs through the Velvet Revolution. Zeman has already developed a reputation as a hard partier, periodically slurring and staggering around Europe. But that doesn’t seem to bother most Czechs. Since claiming a “virus” caused his boozy behavior at the royal jewel ceremony, “I’m going out for a virus” has become the new Czech party call. ENGLISH:

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See-thru yoga pant makers: do the downward dog!

Trendy yoga brand Lululemon was forced to recall nearly $20 million worth of the company’s black Luon yoga pants last week because they are see-through. Now customers have been complaining that Lululemon store “educators” are asking customers to drop into “downward dog” in order to get a refund. Toronto customer Christina Phillips wrote on Lululemon’s Facebook page: “The sales associate perused my butt in the dim lighting of the change room and deemed them ‘not sheer.’” The company has released a statement saying the “bend over” test is not a standard company policy, Lululemon’s CEO, Christine Day, told Bloomberg.com. Similar accounts from different customers have showed up on Twitter, Facebook and blogs after Lululemon began…

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: DRM ruins game launch

SimCity Disasters: no it’s not the name of the latest SimCity expansion pack. It’s how you would describe the launch of SimCity 5. Fans are eager to play the $60 simulation game, but due to server overloads many fans have been waiting hours in frustration. The servers are overloaded because SimCity 5 requires an “always-on” internet connection. The company says this is because back-end computations take place in the cloud. But fans suspect the always-on connection is because EA Maxis wants to maintain strict DRM controls and verify no bootleg copies are played. EA Maxis hasn’t handled the crisis well. Amazon has suspended sales of SimCity 5 and players continue to report trouble accessing servers….

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after porn video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA resigns after adult video pops up

Miss Delaware Teen USA Melissa King sent in her resignation letter after a video with someone resembling her recently surfaced on the Internet. The teenage beauty queen resigned after a pornographic movie came to light on an internet porn site. King has denied that she is the woman in the video, which was shot around the time she was Miss Teen Delaware International 2012. Maybe Donald Trump and NBC can take advantage of this and start a new pageant…say hello to Miss Porn USA! Melissa’s pageant career maybe over, but maybe this is the start of a new one in the land of sex tapes. ENGLISH:

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony PS4 launch event falls flat

Sony officially announced the release of the PS4 in New York, but they failed to show what the console looks like or say how much it will cost. Lead design architect Mark Cerny described the new PS4 console as a supercharged PC. Using the Sony Cloud, PS4 users will be able to start a game at home and then take it mobile on their overpriced PlayStation Vita. The PlayStation Move controller can be used with the PS4 to design 3D objects and images that can be placed in different environments. The only hardware introduced at the launch event was the Dualshock 4 controller, which has a share button that allows your friends on Facebook to…